UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Welcome
This is Dan Laz’s retro corner—neon lights, chunky buttons, whispered myths. Only Y2K vibes and endless “Press Start”.
Cool Site!
88×31
Y2K OK
CRT Love
Insert Coin
News (beautifully vague)
- Brushing off controllers, trying secret button combos nobody remembers.
- A cabinet somewhere expects a real coin and a bigger smile.
- If you hear a soft hum, that’s your heart’s transformer at 50 Hz.
Retro GIF Parade — Donkey Kong • Spyro • Zelda
Upload your GIFs to /assets/gifs/ and set the filenames below.
🍌 Donkey Kong
/assets/gifs/dk.gif
/assets/gifs/dk_dance.gif
/assets/gifs/dk_pose.gif
🐉 Spyro the Dragon
/assets/gifs/spyro.gif
/assets/gifs/spyro_wave.gif
/assets/gifs/spyro_sunglasses.gif
🗡️ The Legend of Zelda
/assets/gifs/zelda_link.gif
/assets/gifs/zelda_botw.gif
/assets/gifs/zelda_fun.gif
Gallery (gif‑like illusions)
Lightweight: CSS illusions instead of heavy files.
★ Title Screen
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Cheats
No promises. Sometimes they work. Sometimes the universe laughs.
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Guestbook
Sign the book — stored locally in your browser.
Links
- If you were searching for something exact, it might be in another era.
- If you wanted to get lost: congratulations, you’re here.
- Have a personal page—imaginary or real? Drop it in the guestbook.
About
Just someone who loves retro games and bright memories. I put my whole self here and leave room for the rest.
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